THOSE WHO ARE AVAILABLE:

NETS!
Paddington Recreation Ground
Randolph Avenue
W9 1PD

Nets are good for you comrades, no matter what follows them. They make you feel more of a person and much less of a knob. In all, I am always filled with a sense of un-knobness and general Splifferificationalitytude. So come on down and let’s sharpen up for the last match/es of the season.

It will be snowing soon!

Yuri