Comrades!
Do you enjoy reading these as much as I enjoy preparing them?
This is a photo of an SCC geek.
His head has been squished so now he’s a freak.
He tots up the scores and tabulates them.
For you lot to scoff at and splutter with phlegm
when you realise he’s missed a four or a maiden,
and insult your ego so go grab your pen.
Inform this weird geek of his error, go on.
That way this crap poem wont forever… go on.
| 1st June 2013 | |||||||||
| Badlesmere Wheezers XI CC versus SCC | |||||||||
| BOWLING | OVERS | WIDES | NBs | MAIDENS | RUNS | WICKETS | Runs/over | ||
| Philip Richardson | 7 | 1 | 50 | 7.14 | |||||
| Sam Kankanamge | 7 | 1 | 16 | 1 | 2.29 | ||||
| Tim Graham | 4 | 42 | 10.50 | ||||||
| John Hirst | 7 | 53 | 7.57 | ||||||
| Jonty | 7 | 32 | 4.57 | ||||||
| Charlie Richards | 2 | 2 | 17 | 1 | 8.50 | ||||
| John Altmananov | 2 | 17 | 8.50 | ||||||
| Rob Muller | 4 | 2 | 24 | 6.00 | |||||
| CATCHES | OFF | BEHIND | INFIELD | ||||||
| Charlie Richards | Charlie Richards | 1 | |||||||
| BATTING | BALLS | 6s | 4s | RUNS | TIME in mins | runs/ball | runs/min | ||
| Jonty | 99 | 9 | 72 | 132 | 0.73 | 0.55 | |||
| Rob Dixon | 7 | 0 | 10 | 0.00 | 0.00 | ||||
| Andrew Sewell | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0.00 | 0.00 | ||||
| Rob Muller | 54 | 4 | 41 | 97 | 0.76 | 0.42 | |||
| Pete Brandon | 13 | 4 | 15 | 0.31 | 0.27 | ||||
| John Altman | 1 | 0 | 12 | 0.00 | 0.00 | ||||
| Tim Graham | 9 | 1 | 8 | 15 | 0.89 | 0.53 | |||
| Sam Kankanamge | 25 | 10 | N/O | 0.40 | |||||
| John Hirst | 1 | 0 | N/A | 0.00 | |||||
| Philip Richardson | 5 | 1 | 4 | N/A | 0.80 | ||||
| Olivier Lauchenauer | 10 | 3 | N/A | 0.30 | |||||